By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

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DocBastard 38

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Please tell me you yelled "Granade!!!" COD style as your husband winded up... Hahaha.

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picturescrazy 24

Haha, I could never fart in front of a guy, but that seriously sounds like fun! You guys are lucky you can goof around about that stuff xD

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someguy314159265 15

Oh, my god! An entire WEEK without intimacy! What has the world come to!!? I've gone (insert my age here) without intimacy, and you don't see me complaining.

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kei1108 13

If you don't like that, then do something about it. It takes two to have sex. Both of you guys need to be present. But congrats/FYL on the farting war. Haha!

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pickledboner124 0

looks like you were in a stinky situation :)

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