Old habits die hard

By atsukobo - 10/03/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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whitedw 0

lol......well at least he didnt yell some other girl's name but still fyl

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indoorsy 3

Now I anin't saying she's a gold digger...

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whitedw 0

lol......well at least he didnt yell some other girl's name but still fyl

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MetalxSoldier 26

I think what he meant to say is "leave my family jewels alone" I guess he doesn't want to get lucky tonight.

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airforce987 20

27 - I agree. OP, you really have no idea what he was dreaming about, it could have been anything, a robbery, mugging, his company's fraudulent investment of his pension...anything! How does that make your life ****** at all, simply because your husband yelled in his sleep?

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airforce987 20

... unless of course, he wasn't actually sleeping :)

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taco_bender 12

Dont take the mans hard earned money then. Problem solved.

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ss_20_xx 14

Well he might leave you for more money though. Just saying...

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LolFMLnot 10

Then you should stop spending so much money. Your husband must really love you if he never mentioned this to you in person. **** his life

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immaMonsta 8

Well, you're gonna listen to him, right?

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ladyLALAA 28

Nope you yell back "SHOW ME THE MONEY"

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gators1995 30

Who knows? Maybe OP will turn in to a money grubbing *****

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emeraldisle 30

I tried that once except mine elbowed me in the nose. Let's just say I won't be doing that again.

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indoorsy 3

Now I anin't saying she's a gold digger...

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K_kanaka 26

But she ain't messin' with no broke n%&#as

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ladyLALAA 28

Met shorty at the beauty salon, with a baby Louis under her underarm..

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Jenchixo 1

From what I heard she got a baby from Busta my best friend said she used to **** with Usher ,

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ladyLALAA 28

*vuitton. Oops don't know what happened to that above :$

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Climaxx 11

It's really not that uncommon, SexyIslandGirl.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why don't you girls use the reply buttons...?

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eatdemcupcakes 4

Because they don't feel like it

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cyK0tek 0

But...using the reply button...and...actually typing the WHOLE word takes SO much energy!

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Climaxx 11

I was on my phone & it wouldn't let me. Sorry if it caused you too much hassel.

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himynamesholly 0

well,do you excessively shop? maybe now is a good time to make him a sandwich.

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RahmEsHestos 5

Or Just blow something other than his money

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RahmEsHestos 5

Lmao that was comment 69

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himynamesholly 0

I see what you did there^^

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BunBunBabe 8

Unless you waste his money, that's pretty sad :( but if you do.. Maybe his subconscious is just yelling at you because he doesn't when he's awake

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perdix 29

If you blew something other than his money, maybe he wouldn't have this deep-seated hostility towards you.

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RahmEsHestos 5

HVery well worded, haven't seen such a good comment in awhile

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