By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
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BlinkandRHCP 7

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

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JustinComments 3

How can you have a "romantic rendezvous" on a trampoline ?

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FMLshark 12

You should probably stay on the bottom next time so you don't fly off of him mid-bounce, OP.

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Cad6 24

I'm sure the dog was "flattered" by this performance. ;)

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Your dog was trying to save you by cushioning your landing... Too bad that didn't work out though

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_LE4RN_ 4

#8, you must be either retarded, or don't know what rendezvous means. Here is the dumb mother ****** version for you: Romantic Rendezvous on a trampoline = Sexy Meet up on the bouncy!

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AFCA020 4

**** the dog's life.. You at least had sex

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BlinkandRHCP 7

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

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thiscrazything 1

Trampoline sex is the best, but only if you stay in the middle. Sorry for your dog. I'm sure he'll run and hide next time you get frisky.

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Kog_Hiro 17

3- Your pic resembles the part of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Movie where the Rangers were sky diving.

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TwinArmageddons 4

I think that's what it is

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TwinArmageddons 4

I think that's what it is

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Omg Is the dog ok?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

No. It was later crushed by a full-speed locomotive. Tragic.

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ClassyCommando 13

And the last thing he saw was two humans trying to imitate his style...on a trampoline.

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

When is a romantic rendezvous on a trampoline ever a good idea?

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krazykat794 0

It's not that bad if you stay in the middle and the tramp's big enough. But I was just kissing, so that might be a little different.

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lucyinthesky420 10

Lol just a little...

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Jiplo 18

too bad OP's never heard of nets.

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_LE4RN_ 4

#50, agreed. Everyone says just "stay in the middle". Every trampoline I've been on has a god damn net.

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Iknoweverything 29

When is having a dog anywhere in the vincinity during a romantic rendevouz a good idea? Last thing anyone needs to interrupt sex is the dog, whether barking, trying to jump up, taking a smelly dump nearby, or trying to lick you!

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Comet_Candy 23

The wind stole our trampoline net and poles :/...

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kkjkidonthate 4

That's what beds are for , that and sleeping.

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BeefyQueef 5

And touching yourself during the night :D *fap fap fap*

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gators1995 30

I like sleep :-)

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lil_ham1644 29

So boring #9! It's fun to do the deed in new and different places.

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astronobob 0

TRAM-AP-OLINE! TROM-OP-OLINE!

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astronobob 0

Yes! At least one person gets it!

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ladyLALAA 28

Haha, win, I love that episode. All the kids end up sprawled injured in the yard..

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Krirn 21

I can only imagine this happening if you were by the edge, or on a kiddy trampoline.

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emmaweeee 0

I'm guessing it got a little bouncy...

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MrSassypants 32

No figuratively. It didn't get bouncy one bit.

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