By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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Wizardo 33

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

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Poppy8127 15

Moms are the best.

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Poppy8127 15

Moms are the best.

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bluehero 17

I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.

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JACKxRAWR 22

#1, apparently the guys at the bar thought so too. ;)

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tjv3 10

Gross that means that you mom left you so she could get double teamed. Sorry OP

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Wizardo 33

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

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DKjazz 20

There were two guys, so that's Mother We'd Like to ****, or MWLF. Time to brush up on welsh pronunciation, guys.

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TheDrifter 23

Smooth. Do you remember what she did and said? Do that, it obviously works.

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euphoricness 28

She offered a bj Instant game!

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DyslexicPanda 12

She was just leading by example.

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zango1 15

Twat swatted is a new one to me. I always thought beaver damn was the female equivalent of **** block.

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syki 22

I'm partial to vajected and snatch latched.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Those are new to me! I'll keep those in mind for when the situation arises!

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M3DIC4T3 29

Wow OP. At least now you know not to trust her with your possible love life opportunities.

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perdix 29

Wait until you grow up. You'll be a hot cougar scoring threesomes!

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Harmell 7

Is your name Stacy, because your mom has obviously got it going on!

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JACKxRAWR 22

Doesn't seem like those guys had to wait for too long though. ;)

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tragicnightmare 15

they know it might be wrong, but they're in love with Stacys 's mom

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olpally 32

Your moms a selfish bitch, she tried to do something nice and just left you there. Unbelievable. Can't even give you one guy, bad mom!

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perdix 29

#9, maybe she's taking them for a test-drive to make sure they are worthy of her daughter. A good wingman is always ready to take two for the team!

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olpally 32

She better give excellent road head if that's what you mean by test driving them, perdix... she better come back with good results! ;)

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perdix 29

Poor Stacey! Sorry you're drinking alone.

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anythingmustbe 18

She was just being a good mum and making sure they were suitable for you. I mean she must have been done it before? Have you ever noticed your mum or any of your ex-boyfriends particularly close?

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