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By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 2 697

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

Poppy8127 15

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Moms are the best.

Comments

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:37

Not a good mom

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:45

Not at all

goodoldave 17

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:41

Take out your notepad op.

buddy51 23

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:41

OP, clearly your mom's throwing down a challenge for you. Drink up, pull yourself together and show your mom how it's really done!!!

AshaaFerreira 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:09

What are you implying her to do.... Leave with three guys?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:57

A guy, a girl, and a tranny.

PhotoSmith 25

Thursday 23 May 2013 9:13

No midget love?

buddy51 23

Thursday 23 May 2013 13:23

A plumper, a furry, a little and you, OP, doing an Alabama hot pocket, a dirty Sanchez, and every sex act from "50 Shades of Gray" should top your mom nicely!

anythingmustbe 18

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:41

Your mum was really in the wrong. You should give me her number so I can erm... Tell her off! That's it. Yeah give me her number and I will let her have it...

Protagonist_ 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:42

Catch a fish for a man and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can eat for life. If you let your mom do the fishing for you don't expect to always get fed.