Still better than the Emoji movie

By probablydodgedabullet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Wollongong

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML
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Welshite 39

:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.

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Welshite 39

:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.

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If you use the right sequence of emoticons, you can communicate quite a detailed message. I'd show an example but FML doesn't allow it...

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mentallizzard 19

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

╮(╯_╰)╭

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IworkAt711 14

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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LittleBastard 20

t (-.-t) FYL OP, glad you dodged a bullet.

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peacheso 31

That emoji bastard. You are better off anyway.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I would like to see how OPs boyfriend went about doing this.

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kimmpwns 8

You use the couple emoji and then an equal sign and use the broken heart! It would make sense to me.

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MysticMonkey 9

What a ******* twat. Says what a coward he is, he can't do it to your face.

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Kamon97 23

Clearly that idiot doesn't take his relationships seriously. Don't worry you'll defiantly find someone more mature OP :)

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Redoxx_fml 22

That makes me a very sad panda :(

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Xivion 19

that sucks but he seems very talented as far as emoticons. I wonder what that emote looks like? O.o

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mn_shr 22

He's talented? More like she is. To read a text written completely in emoticons and understand the message being conveyed is something to be proud of.

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Thr33to16 8

Really? Sounds like a perfect example of how stupid the younger generations are becoming with all the tech amd yolo and the like

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BubbleGrunge 18

No problem OP. Find someone who can properly express themselves next time! Break up via text is such the losers way to go. You definitely deserve better.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Reply, "You really are an immature asshole. Have fun in life! :)"

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CynePhoba 23

That just shows you deserve better if he cant even say it to your face - let alone say it properly at all. Sorry OP. =(

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Ryan8878 21

I love your user name. You definitely dodged that bullet.

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