By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

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kyle4955 12

Well at least you got a drink

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caohm 18

well it looks like he really put you in a hot spot lol amiright guys??.........guys?

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cryssycakesx3 22

no. it didn't.

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wcc7777777 5

I for one, unlike the other responses, realized this was a joke. Props to you #12

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sourgirl101 28

CDs, coffee mugs, those yummy black & white cookies etc...

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SpicyDuck 22

Mugs, coffee, all the stuff on display

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joea21 21

What couldn't you steal from Starbucks? That place is a euphoria of stuff to steal for hipsters

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AnOriginalName 19

Well it would be fairly easy to go up to the counter and take someone else's drink before they can grab it....

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botanistjessica 24

Euphoria isn't a place. Therefore you cannot go to a euphoria. However, you can be euphoric.

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joea21 21

I wasn't saying it was a place, I was saying there's so much useless crap for hipsters that creates a euphoria for them.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

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Godsofdracos 15

If that was a hidden pun... Well played.

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murythawn 13

That comment was as smooth as the skin on Terry Crews' pecs.

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cryssycakesx3 22

and older than Betty white

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murythawn 13

Well he is woefully misinformed about what is acceptable. I'm having a hard time thinking of when this would be a good idea.

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randymontegut 5

This is one of those FMLs you can't deserve.

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Godsofdracos 15

31 people and counting disagree unfortunately. Cold hearted creatures they are :c

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VampOfSavannah 31

Be careful, shoplifting often leads to much serious crimes... Maybe even murder.

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buttcramp 21

you need to lay off TV

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thejewishfuhrer 17

I think you need to learn sarcasm....considering the "sarcastic" comments you make.

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buttcramp 21

apparently I wasn't the only person who thought you were being serious, with all those down votes.. sorry it went over my head.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

This sounds like one of those anti - pirating adverts. "You wouldn't steal a car, so why steal a movie " , " Stealing a baby is a criminal offence and so is stealing a movie and watching it for free "

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