Love: Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered...

By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:38

Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)

NevermoreRoses 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:33

I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.

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NevermoreRoses 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:33

I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.

StressedDesserts 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:34

Damn that sucks OP, but **** her :)

watermelon15 35

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:45

Umm no. She's rude.

StressedDesserts 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:48

Hell no! Definitely not but I meant it as in screw her.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:01

You're not doing the comment justice lol.

StressedDesserts 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:59

Yup I realised and now I am face palming myself.

8313girl 28

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:02

Lol, how about forget about her

StressedDesserts 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 22:41

Yeah that's what I mean

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:32

"Yeeeaah, that's the ticket!"

littleteapot 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 1:43

#2 I originally read your comment as "butt **** her" lol

StressedDesserts 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 8:29

HAHAHA

Welshite 39

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:38

Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)

JuliaaNoelle 26

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:01

So smooth.

JuliusSeizure 18

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:01

And her bed.

kellilynn 18

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:05

@17 Thank you for clearing that up.

hi_low18 6

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:39

Should of said let's rock and roll then.

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:45

When I used to ride the bus, it shook every time someone got on and off, no matter how much they weighed. Maybe I just rode a rickety ass bus.

xninix_fml 36

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:56

Lol at rickety ass bus :p

MrSassypants 33

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:59

Rickety Ass Bus is the name of my punk band. Our hit single is also called Rickety Ass Bus, and it's from our album called Rickety Ass Bus. We also live in a rickety ass bus.