Love: Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered...

By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:38

Tell her you can rock her world too. ;)

NevermoreRoses 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:33

I'll shake her bus. From the outside. Over a cliff.

Comments

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 23:51

Maybe she meant you are a strong and strapping man.

higgysaurus 18

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:24

It's not that difficult to rock a bus, just takes a heavy step which anyone can have

velaydon 10

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:52

Damn bro that's gotta hurt, it's ok she's a bitch anyways... U don't need her

ryannmichael 17

Wednesday 28 January 2015 2:59

Such an awful fat joke ?

otecasacid 22

Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:09

Maybe you shouldn't like a girl you have no intention of making a move on?

Apersonishere 5

Wednesday 28 January 2015 14:53

It's usually not someones fault for liking someone, almost like "Maybe you shouldn't like a food you have no intention of making?" he didn't choose to like it but he does anyway. I see what you are getting at though, but I have liked several girls in the past that I was never going to make a move on and I knew it and I had to repeatably tell myself "It's never going to happen so no sense in thinking about it" but even then the small voice of hope would keep whispering thoughts of it happening.

otecasacid 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:54

Literally the only point of "hopeless crushes" is to give you the drive to better yourself. A shame some people don't take the initiative.

lummiiss 3

Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:12

**** 'Em

pussystank 18

Wednesday 28 January 2015 15:54

Get off yo fatass and loss some of dat goddamn weight.

holydevil420 10

Wednesday 28 January 2015 17:29

Just remember Front hand= lesson Back hand=discipline But they both equal jail....... It might be worth it

zykrithium 22

Friday 30 January 2015 0:12

Time to hit the gym...

tinkdatank 15

Friday 30 January 2015 19:29

Dumb ****, everyone shakes the bus when they get on. My 70 pound 5th grade little sister shakes the bus when she gets on. Don't beat yourself up too bad, busses have softer lateral suspension.