By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ryannmichael 17

Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.

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StiffPvtParts 43

Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.

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MisterKnowItAll 15

Some people never let it go

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ryannmichael 17

Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.

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thawny_fml 21

Never stick your dick in crazy. No one ever listens.

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cosmicdancer84 7

That's because the crazy ones are great in bed...and yes, I've made that mistake too.

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rnarshmallow 21

I'm sorry OP, time to gather evidence to prove your innocence and get her back.

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cristy91 33

Crazy ex sounds like the type to send a million calls, texts and emails. Perhaps you can find some and use that as evidence. Maybe a couple witnesses would help too

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tygerarmy 35

Give it some time and call your girlfriend. Some people can't stand to see others being happy.

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Greattitan2 13

I thought Frozen taught us to Let It Go

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SubparAtBest 23

I feel like they intended for people to, but it ended up having the opposite effect.

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EvilTurtle 35

The only thing Frozen taught me is how annoying a song could be

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lationas 25

The FML comment section is really depressing and frankly boring. This is a tasteful joke, but the high and mighty moral police of the site can't see that's what it is, a joke.. It feels like anything is down voted, even consoling comments are.

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FluffyPandas156 13

Put a restraining order on her. so it doesn't happen again

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StiffPvtParts 43

Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.

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IreneProblems 14

I was thinking that too, or getting friends to vouch for him to say that they weren't together

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beeferjay 34

you definitely don't need fickle people in your life OP. maybe it's for the best...

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