By spinster - 16/09/2015 02:10 - United States - Lubbock

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
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Lalala579121 27

No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm

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sarah5745 41

Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)

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Lalala579121 27

No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm

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Lalala579121 27

Assuming you meet someone, 3 to 4 months is much more than enough time to be "in a relationship". If OP thinks that all their exs should be pining for them for that long, they really need to get over themselves. Also the way it's worded makes it seem like that date was just a single date not an actual relationship.

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Rosebudx 32

24, you don't know a single person who would go steady until they had been dating five or six months? I find that hard to believe.

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x3jmac27 22

To many people are getting married. Don't stress over it to much. I'm sure you will find someone!

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sarah5745 41

Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)

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extrasnipes 22

I Dont think op is having fun if he posted on fml

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uglytwin 15

This may sound like a eharmony commercial, but: Hang in there! There's a person out there waiting for you, OP. If you're not ready for a relationship, then you're not ready.

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x3jmac27 22

OP make sure you stay away from Craigslist!

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Rinat_fml 26

I'm sure you'll find your right match one day. Be good to people and enjoy life and life will treat you good :)

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americanafrican 32

enjoy it while you can! buy the thing you know a wife wont let you have

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Lalala579121 27

Based on the name OP is a female, so most likely they'll never have a wife.

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Vintage_Cola 29

*Politically butthurt liberals be like: You don't know that you ignorant ****! Gay marriage is legal now. How the **** do you know they won't have a wife? *cough* /sarcasm.

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soullyfe 33

@21: Yeah, because there's no way a female can be attracted to another female. That's just crazy talk...

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Lalala579121 27

46 - I guess you don't know what "most likely" means...? There are many more straight females than bi or lesbian ones, you know...

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tj4234 35

My last date was in January last year, and one of my exes gets married in December. 3-4 months isn't long. Who cares? You'll find someone.

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dickfacewhorebag 6

Suck a ******* duck, and I will be a good idea to have a great day. I have a great time. It is a ******* failure of the most part ***** sucks I love you Op but you should be able to get the best way to get depraved dog sex

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Dave_Davington 33

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A, of the Why You Should Stay Off the Internet When Drunk collection.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

LOL...do you hand out translation guides with your posts?

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Mynamewontfi 40

Looks like someone found out that you can make incoherent sentences by picking the first word that comes up in the autofill on the phone, or whatever it's called.

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DMA0712 22

Chin up OP, you'll find someone nice soon enough.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Was just thinking that

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Mynamewontfi 40

If it's that important to you, you could just order a bride. Or you could just suck it up and have patience, because 3-4 months is not long at all. There's a certain someone for everyone.

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