By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
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justcommenting19 19

Wait, we're not?

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thecodecat 24

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

How did you find that out?

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friedpwnadge 25

Maybe it was the cries of "you bastard, you advocate the death of Jews, you sick blonde blue-eyed fiend!" that tipped OP off.

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xxkrystalxx 14

Lol I'm curious too. Like did the coworker just tell her or tell someone else

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thecodecat 24

That is unfortunate, but maybe you can have fun with it if there is no convincing them other wise.

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thawny_fml 21

"I've told you I'm not a nazi at least nein times now, if you don't believe me I'll have to report you to the fuehrer"

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tantanpanda 26

Whenever OP sees her in private, he could raise his hands and salute.

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Lalala579121 27

Plot twist, the coworker is the actual Nazi. I did Nazi that coming.

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justcommenting19 19

Wait, we're not?

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BeautifulChaos27 37

Shhh! Don't tell them about our secret club!

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Googolman 29

I'm wondering how you found that out.

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sylvienoir 18

Shit, she's onto us.

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RealSuperSand 21

Wow. The level of stupidity is over 9000.

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higgysaurus 18

Why did you pick 9000 out of all the numbers you could have picked? I mean even 10k sorta makes sense

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Talonshere 14

@18 It's a meme. That's why he chose 9000.

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9a_1z 12

A very old meme, it's shameful, he should hand in his license to meme. All your meme licences are belong to us.

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Enkeria 30

Apparently #18 has never watched DragonBall Z.

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Lalala579121 27

I'd almost say the stupidity is over 6 million.

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Cads1 24

That's the price you pay for being the supreme race..... Apparently.

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higgysaurus 18

Why not just tell her "I am not a Nazi"? No sense in lying when telling the truth would be more effective

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