Festive spirit

By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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pinkp909 8

wth that's messed upp

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IWABO2_ 0

Have your own party you don't need them to have fun

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Comments

IWABO2_ 0

Have your own party you don't need them to have fun

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CollegeGirl2010 0

ya good idea lol

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Alpha35 4

Ho's before Bro's all day :P

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

seems a fair call, especially if your ex is hot I would do the same.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

go there anyway and confront her (in front of everyone) say "I want my family back" then burst into song "we are family. I got all my sistas with me" (is that how that goes?!) or sing mr. hudsons 'anyone but him' but replace him with her.

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omgcookeys 15

the bro code clearly states bros before hos. you got it backwards there. Barney Stintson (Neil Patrick Harris ) ftw.

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trippydoll 4

Well at least you dont have to buy her a gift.

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pinkp909 8

wth that's messed upp

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G15 0

Sounds like your mother likes your ex more, FYL

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wolftastic 0

your mom was captain obvious when she was sucking me off, and pointed out that it was 11 inches. bitch!

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Chichan_fml 0

Sucks man.. Next thing, you gonna stay home while they take the dog out!

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Garytt 0

Just go and ruin her plan :D

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

Crash that shit!!

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Blue_Black_fml 21

I agree. Crash it and don't get anyone any presents! Afterall you're the unwanted guest so eat as much food as you can and make it awkward for everybody.

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unidentified_sta 5

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Shutuptroll 0

So? Without proper use of grammar, people could die!

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unidentified_sta 5

You must not be familiar with the concept of the "wat" response to a statement that utterly confuses you. The general clarity of the rest of my typing should have illustrated that I'm not stupid. Don't rush to Nazi without thinking first.

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unidentified_sta 5

Nope. Assume what you think is implied rather than speak up, what a superior system.

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nwkegan 0

Hypocritical of his own prose, or hyPER critical of the OP's?

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glorialaura21 8

Haha! This debate is getting rather good...I'm on team Pendatik! (:

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glorialaura21 8

This debate is getting rather good!...I must say, I'm most certainly on Team Pendatik! (:

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Danny_B 4

Same with punctuation. "Let's eat grandma." "Let's eat, grandma." Big difference between the two. Punctuation saves lives too =).

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Agreed. Don't forget to get hammered drunk.

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