Transportation: Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.

SCBeauty1983 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/

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SCBeauty1983 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/

iSitt 0

Monday 17 January 2011 22:25

maybe he recognized you from a previous reincarnation. Tell him he got the wrong zodiac sign.

jfacvstheworld 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

Random acts of violence FTW.

riax 9

Friday 8 June 2012 19:32

What's wrong with u? :/

kels_409 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

What did you do to piss of the poor fella?

nathan5 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:45

I crapped in his hair...sorry man.

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.

6969awesome 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:53

Hahaha you're a funny man.

ryanst 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 7:57

Perdix, how much would it cost to have you follow me around and make fun of everything?

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 17 January 2011 20:06

Somebody had to tell you. I'm glad it's out in the open now.

chantellesmith 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:54

LOL!

hghiPigh 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

you probably farted you nastoid

ghettoswag313 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:54

**** you for using the world nastoid.

zigzagz 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:34

I thumbed this just because of the word nastoid...

Hidan_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

Bitch!

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:35

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BITCH!!"

SulfurPlague 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:21

^ win

ddjjrrff 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 23:24

whats ur problem?

angel080394 7

Monday 17 January 2011 20:09

thats hilarious! at least you have a good story to tell now.

natcor8 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:12

Lol wow

Alienkiller 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:19

dam that sucks

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Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML

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Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML

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Assumptions

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

Beep beep beep

Perv!

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