Intimacy and Transportation: Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told...

By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Zekfen 17

Friday 18 May 2018 21:27

Was he orange with fake yellow hair?

Lily_Rain77 25

Friday 18 May 2018 21:26

Yell louder, or Better yet just full on scream.

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Lily_Rain77 25

Friday 18 May 2018 21:26

Yell louder, or Better yet just full on scream.

Zekfen 17

Friday 18 May 2018 21:27

Was he orange with fake yellow hair?

DraftHail614 17

Friday 18 May 2018 22:46

Just goes to show women aren't the only one who deal with things like this.

azouwa 26

Saturday 19 May 2018 0:04

Elderly pull that shit, and they get away with it on grounds that they're old.

Kyra Brumbaugh 3

Saturday 19 May 2018 1:45

just say he is touching your crotch

RayN156325 21

Saturday 19 May 2018 6:09

whoever said that ydi, ur assholes.

Davros 12

Saturday 19 May 2018 7:18

next time whisper "Take it out" and then scream

mccuish 25

Saturday 19 May 2018 7:51

Maybe they were filming a Japanese **** movie.

Joshua Isaiah 11

Saturday 19 May 2018 15:08

I would have definitely tried to make a bigger deal out of it OP. You gotta stand up for yourself and show that creep that he doesn't get a pass for being an OLD creep.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 20 May 2018 13:48

Kept grabbing? How many times does he have to grab your brother before you so something about it? I would have pushed him away and make a huge scene about it after the first time.