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Sounds like your having sex
That's some pretty 'kinky' sex...
Just like your toothbrushes!
"I'd love to stick my USB up your USB port"
1 - phone sex!
I liked it when OP shoved it harder and harder, but it just got weird when he started wobbling it.
The phone must be from virgin mobile
My picture clearly demonstrates this fml
It's called a short form or txt talk.
Awesome picture #1
So MrKlutch, this FML is now about two lesbian toothbrushes? Ok, I'm down with that.
You knob!!
#2 you're such a "NOOB"?
People say it in England... It means penis. :3
In England, using the term "knob" as an insult is pretty common.
We use it in Australia to
No we don't.
I didn't know knob in Europe was an insult, now I feel like a "knob" for correcting #2. :/
Don't force it a great rule in life
"don't force it" sounds more like a way to stay out of jail
Use the force young Jedi
Try turning it on
Stupid shit.
Old sex fingers strikes again!
if this were sex I'm really sorry about your USB input. that'll get ya..
At least nobody's gonna call you weak
He broke a phone charger not a brick wall.
Nice faux hawk noob
that's what she said ;)
I was gonna say that...
omg I live yur hair (no ****)
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Sounds like your having sex
Don't force it a great rule in life