By Anonymous - 25/05/2010 23:33 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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nateypooo 0

that really sucks.cat=$500 gf=$1000 gfs parents seeing u naked with the cat= priceless

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irish_love 0

wow.. you are not very smart.. why would you run outside naked in the first place?! why not dress first? your not even at your own home!!

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gutzzzz 0

haha yeah, nice improv.... they prolly think u were gettin busy with the cat :p

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Notjustanother1 0

you should of ****** both pussy's !!!

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VvCJHvV 6

Hilarious lol! I bet it did appear you were molesting their cat, since it didn't seem to like it lol.

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taco_ninja_son 0

YDI for being a **** nut.... SCREW ANTIFLOOD

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bettadenne1 0

OP: nice weather huh? (looks down) lots of cold wind tho.... 

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Nylecroc 0

19 cont' Well it was bigger for your daught... Oh !

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kaitidid16 0

7- your disgusting. in case you weren't aware *********** is illegal and perverted anyone who even thinks of screwing an animal should be put to sleep like one.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

^^^ now only if we all could name ourselves something like that :D

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Snugglez 0

agree with 43. this is just an awkward situation.

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3son_fail3 0

7 just stop talking ya Mexican ****

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zakkyzebra 11

nice saveee. *********** is only illegal if you're caught kiddios ;)

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city147 0

actually in some states *********** is only illegal IF they can prove THE ANIMAL DIDNT ENJOY IT! (dead serious!)

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RubberDelight 0

#30,calm down it was a joke...and it's not even sick humour nowadays it's just humour

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mayapril 0

Haha, when you set the cat down the mom goes told ya he had a small dick you say it's just a little cold!!!

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Notjustanother1 0

30 get over yourself and stop taking everything so serious and technical about , you should be put to sleep for wanting another person to be put to sleep what's worse someone making a joke or someone wishing death on another person ?

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2010fmlfan2010 0

Ha ha nice one

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2010fmlfan2010 0

ha ha good one

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spookyfox 0

it's not a feral cat if they own it, js

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Cupcaken 0

in Denmark, you can have all the animalsex you want, as long as you don't hurt the animal. ****** up.

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Sunset_Taco 0

lol, the cat was mad that she was cheating on him.

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johnnydudeman 0

While I do agree that what 7 said would be creepy if taken literally, he was obviously joking.

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nateypooo 0

that really sucks.cat=$500 gf=$1000 gfs parents seeing u naked with the cat= priceless

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BelleElle_fml 5

Hahahahha! gf=$1000????

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Dudeitsnuri 0

well why get a girl that cheap I only buy designer brand gf they last longer

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lookslikemohamme 0

cats are more like $99 and by girlfriend do you mean expensive Russian Internet prostitute?

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Sheepish 0

I get my girlfriends for bargans in places like Walmart

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snator 0

Lmfao!! Best Fml and comment ever!!!!

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ScreamForCandy 0

don't hurt the cat! It just wanted to play :]

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singhjr1 3

no really it just wanted that tiny little meaty nugget.

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irish_love 0

wow.. you are not very smart.. why would you run outside naked in the first place?! why not dress first? your not even at your own home!!

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FuckMyLife195 0

well, he was pissed off at the cat and horny cause of his gf so he probably thought he could kick the cat out then keep going with the gf... but look like her parents were home and ****** up that idea...

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nxhxfufi 0

because being naked is awesome and I just only wish we could walk around that way and not get arrested for it.

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Peacemaker9 7

and that's when the mom says "yea ... and a nice jug too..." lol she probably did

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HeatherXCore 0

I would think just putting the cat out of the room would be fine not outside. also if it needed to be put out did you have to stroll out with it?

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LexBvl 4

^^only person with common sense here, other than my superior male common sense of course.

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HeatherXCore 0

Oh, of course. I best get back in the kitchen and make a sammich before my man gets home

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canitbe 0

hahaha oh wow. at least her dad didn't pull out a gun.

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carriedaway02 0

YDI for thinking you needed to go all the way outside to put the cat out. you could have easily just left it in the bathroom or somewhere else in the house.

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