By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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alex1432 9

What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!

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cudi504 4

All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap

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Keyman1212 14

No, I don't think it meant go **** yourself, I think it meant I want to **** you.

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flagg1888 3

Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny

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Tommananaze6T9 4

I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year

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Duladian 19

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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Duladian 19

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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lovejdbieber 0

Looks like someones been naughty this year

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superguppy19 3

It's merry ******* christmas to you little boy

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D37H100 5

"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.

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ihasbrains 10

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.

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Carbonation 0

When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?

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FYLDeep 25

Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.

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cBlackout 13

Now is when you go and ask him for presents.

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alex1432 9

What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!

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BadSuerte 0

Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.

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heythisisme02 9

I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!

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kut19 6

He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!

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LadyLol_fml 15

They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.

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Miguemex95 4

On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain ****** up.

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CadillacPimpen 6

The best things in life are free. Like first!

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SwiftFaux 0

What the **** did YOU put on your christmaa list?

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mikemotox105 4

Dnt cuss u look like ur 12

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