By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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Goddess_Rummy 13

Is it because you have been naughty this year?

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Goddess_Rummy 13

Is it because you have been naughty this year?

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Tommananaze6T9 4

I guess he got tired of the sleigh after all these years

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bizarre_ftw 21

How the hell is that better than a lump of coal?! I'll take soot over pain any day

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sirbrainiac 2

At least your foot didn't get run over by a reindeer.

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The_Troller 14

Santa probably weighs more than a reindeer... At least if he needs a Segway to get around.

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Hmmmmm Santa seems to be a naughty boy this year

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LolFMLnot 10

That was his gift for you this year -.-

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Jdimp 1

all I for Christmas is a broken foot, a broken foot, a broken foot

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Lanceeden 12

Yeah! All he for christmas is a broken foot, a broken foot, a broken foot.

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EvilPotato 14

Why would anyone want a broken foot for Christmas?

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nixter5 18

Hey, he writes better than Rebecca Black.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Op: OW! WTH!! Santa: Bitch better believe now.

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assduffmovie 0

either you have 3 legs or you're a retard

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MormonPornstar 7

It was a weeping and a moaning and a gnashing if teeth... believe! Believe!

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TherealMort 0

Idk man blitzer is ******* crazy when hes sober. I don't want to imagine win he's drunk. Oh god it would be another holocaust

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brooks10101 1

He just wanted to pay you back for the cheep store cookies u left out last year they wear dry and had 2 manny nuts santas all about moist and well balanced cookies!

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2ndSucks 15

I don't even know where to start correcting you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Cheap you were, too many.....

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EvilPotato 14

See kids, this is why you don't do drugs.

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Miss_Michaela 10

The recession hit all of us hard. No doubt he couldn't afford Reindeer anymore. The insurance must have been huge.

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YayFlameWarz 9

Who needs a sleigh and reindeers when you have a segway.

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zukinihudini 0

I believe the proper term would be "reindeer"

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YayFlameWarz 9

Would you care to guess how many ***** I give? I'll give you a hint; It's less than 1 and ends with zero.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Well he does have to go fast. Do you realize how long ots going to take him to deliver presents to the world on a Segway?

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DocBastard 38

On Donner and Blitzen! How sad. "On Segway!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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VGEHTS 5

Docbastard, where is the coke-bottle?

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iKickKixy 3

At least its just your foot Op, my Grandma got run over by a reindeer coming to our house on Christmas Eve.

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keepcaImcarryon 0

They can say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for you and Grandma, you believe.

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