When you're too cute to look angry By Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00 RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!! I agree, your life sucks 826 You deserved it 486 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 124 You deserved it 40 855
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML I agree, your life sucks 111 You deserved it 1 026
Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 241 You deserved it 37 131
Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 731 You deserved it 792
Today, when I tried to go to work, there were gun nuts blocking the road near my apartment, protesting something or other. I called the cops to break it up, only to be told, "We can't do anything because they have rights." Don't I have the right to not be terrorized by lunatics? FML I agree, your life sucks 542 You deserved it 345
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 392 You deserved it 2 422
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 533 You deserved it 191
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 170 You deserved it 153 049
AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*
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