Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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Precision strike

By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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You deserved it 98

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 469

We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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You deserved it 115

What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 514

Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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Careless and carefree

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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You deserved it 298

aantho_fml 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:28

Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

chester75 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

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chester75 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

TalkingTowelTim 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:42

I can just imagine you being like, "Whew, thank God it didn't break." Then seeing the bus coming and just being like, "****, that sucks."

boating_guy 33

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:43

Seems like something you'd see in a movie haha

gntfmlingnow 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:48

You obviously didn't have a Nokia, for the bus would have exploded into a fiery blaze

kristabelli 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:48

Omg that happened to me in December!

_Oblivion_ 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:39

You called?

XxHoPPoxX 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:08

Same thing happened to me but my phone was so screwed it was sent into skyrim

Dinkle 1

Monday 23 January 2012 7:46

Aha, i see what you did thar..

llZombiell 5

Monday 23 January 2012 15:47

:( awe oblivion made me think of elder scrolls and I was hoping to see a shot in the knee by an arrow joke. Fyl op

aantho_fml 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:28

Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

LawSixx 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:43

I'm sure was didn't you see the scene where they the baby stroller? That was the OP she was more worried bout her phone then the stroller filled with cans. I kid :)

LawSixx 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:48

Hit* man can't believe I missed that word damnit

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:49

That didn't fix anything but nice try buddy. *pats back*

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:56

Sandra Bollocks more like...

jonan1212 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:48

Yoda, you talk like

AssassinsCRB 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:32

What does OP mean

iamabamf 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:34

Original poster

drooller 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:36

Phone got squashed by a car

AssassinsCRB 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:36

Thanks a million

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:58

OP means Orbital Projectile cannon. It's a new weapon being created by the U.S. Goverment as a top secret weapon, similar to Reagan's "star wars" idea. I would tell you the details, but then U.S. agents will go after me. This is what OP means....

flockz 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:00

outstanding penis. Example: "woah, flockz has an OP."

theLword1221 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:19

Lol suurree

pinecone1414 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:40

Dammit! I spent my whole life thinking it was orangutang pimp.

_Oblivion_ 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:51

I prefer to reder it to Orgasmic Platypus. But Orange Penis works just as well too

Ghouly_fml 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:31

Your all wrong it stands for!: Orbital Penis!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:35

Optimus Prime, guys. Jesus, you're all noobs.

boredblonde 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:32

Same thing happened to my friend...except the "bus" was a kid on a tricycle...

JustinComments 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:55

The kid couldn't think to stop? I could understand a bus.

boredblonde 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:17

Fell right in front of her...it was...a tragedy.

thisisafunnyname 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:26

Your friend dropped a kid on a tricycle into the street?

boredblonde 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:59

*facepalm* yes, 37, yes!

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:02

Did it hurt hitting yourself in the face 53?

Gringe 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:53

Ahaha cuz shes blonde! U guys r sooo original!

bkaneshiro14 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 10:53

No, 94. It's because she's a dumb bitch.

Climaxx 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:33

Phones can be replaced, you mam', can not.

boredblonde 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:39

Do you mean: ma'am?

BarDownDaily 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:35

14- She means penguin.

Gringe 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:55

Wow... And u criticize blondies intelligence?

BarDownDaily 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:45

95- What are you talking about?

hiitisbrooke 28

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:34

Be happy you're not dead.

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:40

your picture is awesome. too bad OP lost her contacts, those take forever to get back

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 22 January 2012 11:35

Unless you have an iPhone, bazinga.

lolyeahthatsme 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 16:56

Haha I was thinking err...no she can just bring it to the store and have them transfer the contacts but then I was like omg I am sooo stupid the phone is flipping crushed!

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:35

hopefully it wasn't a really nice phone ^.^

bitchesbcrazy 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:35

If you had gone to pick it up, you definitely would have had a few more problems to deal with

fattylumptard 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:35

Don't jay walk and that won't happen.

downtime 12

Monday 23 January 2012 3:04

10, Oddly enough objects don't always land in one specific pattern. Traffic is still moving around the individual and could easily have falled in its path. Try again.