By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
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shift_love 13

******* hipsters...

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MrSassypants 33

Not only that #1, there is three thing you ways have to respect about a person: • Facial Hair • Unessecary accessories • Foreheads This guy happened to have all three. Most people I know are usually missing foreheads. Respect him OP.

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aisthecoolest 8

Maybe the dude was a little high up in the sky. XD

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Damn_Hippster 11

15- you know people who are missing foreheads? Strange.

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Meowingtons500 18

Thanks sassypants, I was actually going to note that, but then I was too panicky, as I finally got the #1 spot. Great minds think alike! :)

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nerobluerose 10

Mr slave was bitching you out? Where you shoving it in your vaj when it fell?

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Inheritance 10

Real men wear pink!

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weasel123 9

I don't think I would be taking any advice from him/her lol

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EatnBeef 7

My manly instincts are telling me that you should fight to the death. But my common sense tells me to just laugh at him and walk away.

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brunomars09 3

29 your name and picture are perfect ;)

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livlafluv100 2

I don't know.... Pink capes and moustaches are ****** legit

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chubby_choco 17

Pink cape and facial hair? What's not to trust? The man jumped right out of a Marvel comic!

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Wederoney 16

Why not? I get the feeling that he knows what he's talking about.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Europeans man....

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desireev 17

Oh, this comment is posted too much..

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

I take it back I think America is worse...

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killjoy1 0

America is why you are free to bitch so stop bitching

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DoubleDose 0

Put I a wig and a tutu and bitch him out or clashing with your hair? I don't know try to laugh it off and think of how stupid he looks. I wouldn't let it bother you

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eigelste 0

This reminds me of captain underpants

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aisthecoolest 8

But he was wearing pants!! I think....

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tweetbaby14 18

More like lady gaga.

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XanderJayNix 17

Lady Gaga got knocked up by Captain Underpants?

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RadioOctopus 16

I meant to thumb that down not up. Just because something is weird does NOT mean its like lady gaga.

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alexup24 13

flip-o-rama!!!! that was the best part.

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ingernh 4

You should have thrown a sculpture at the weirdo

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MrSassypants 33

I throw many things at every person I think is weird. I am also currently sending this from an insane asylum. Okay bye bye! See yah later.

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upyourzlolz 11

Oh 38, your such a waste of commenting space.

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MrSassypants 33

Yes, many people know me as joker......................

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freakinglaugher 10

IM BATMAN. ARRRGGGGGG. IM BATMAN. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. ^ ^ O-O ~~/|. € / I'm batman, bitches.

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freakinglaugher 10

Fml didn't like the legs I used :( ^ ^ (O-O) ~~ {|} - - - € ( )

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desireev 17

It was obvious who you were talking about in the first place.. You ruined it by explaining who you were talking about..

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erl1996_fml 6

Well i thought it was clear too.. Then I started getting hate so I said that ..so it either was unclear, not funny or both

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Furrywhiplash 14

Usually if I think I leave comment that is unclear, instead of correcting myself, I just let it roam free and let people twist it to however they see fit.

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holagranola 15

Don't worry, he's just jealous he didn't think of it first.

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KittyWantMilk 4

Should've ripped off the moustache and told him/her to stop complaning after :]

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