Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that...

By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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You deserved it 5 209

By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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You deserved it 9 615

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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You deserved it 48 868

By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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You deserved it 14 022

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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You deserved it 7 791

By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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You deserved it 24 203

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:24

This would be what is called a relationship "red flag".

neonokku 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:54

slap that bitch

Comments

neonokku 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:54

slap that bitch

Kurg 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:59

asshole with no feelings for you. leave him!

Kurg 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 4:01

okay no he probably does care about you.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:54

Best get plunging then!

baby_gurl2405 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:05

ditch him! if hes gunna be that unsympathetic about a death then hes an ass... see if it was just the test fail then i could see a guy not rly givin a shit but a death... thats a little harsh

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:52

I think he gave enough of a shit when he clogged her damn toilet

frostie 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 15:21

waterynuggets O.M.G!!!! PURE GENIUS. I want to fly over to where you are and personally give you the "Epic Post" Medal. :D

xxrogerthatxx 19

Thursday 21 November 2013 19:53

I would still be sympathetic if my girl failed a COLLEGE exam, that's a pretty big deal!

rlet 1

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:52

haha well I think he saw that your day was already ****** so he just gave you another thing to be sad about still FyL

Drayon 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:27

Fyl, Sounds like a pretty shitty day.

FairLouisa 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 17:04

Shegs 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:33

hey least he was considerate enough to ask. then he gave you something to do instead of moping around. Seriously, marry him.

lem0n_lim3 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:39

It's probably in the bathroom. FYL

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:52

Was your final in "How to Commit the Perfect Crime," and although you did make the kill, you left too many clues and now you are going to get busted? Sad, indeed.