By Not_High - 23/03/2012 06:18 - Canada - White Rock

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML
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Not_High 9

For everyone wondering, there were multiple teachers who accused me. Then they proceeded to contact my parents on account of my 'strange behavior'

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tmaq973 7

Were you trying to make white stuff come out?

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tmaq973 7

Were you trying to make white stuff come out?

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Cappiej 18

16- Frankly, I don't remember. Apologies

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mcintosh123 15

I feel bad for you OP my mates also think I'm high when my eyes are red but what they didn't know is that when I yawn it looks like I'm crying and a little bit of tears come out

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enonymous 8

Coco Puffs are a gateway drug now.

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ClassyCommando 13

Yup, ever since I started banging seven gram rocks...and finishing them, 'cause that's how I roll.

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SuperKnuckels 6

Milk comes in a bottle now adays!? Damn, im still used to jugs and cartons.

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Cappiej 18

Depending on your action you could have been high..

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DooleyFTW 17

I was accused of being drunk today for talking to my parents before going to my room when I got home from school last year lol

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Tsunami87 17

I was gonna clean up my room, but then I got high...

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G0odgrief 0

12 your comment doesn't make a damn bit of sense

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DooleyFTW 17

I was recently awake, it actually happened a year ago. Fml

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Insane_Tea 15

I don't understand! Do you mean you recently woke up? Then it would clarify why your comments don't make a danmed bit of sense.

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astew_xo 4

Who accused you is a huge part of if this is a FML or not & how you were " playing" with it

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KMtheDrummer 6

What's funny is this exact thing happened to me a couple months ago. Yes, a milk bottle, and no, I wasn't.

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lucyinthesky420 10

25- that's so funny, tell me more.

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SpruceDread4578 13

5- I didn't think of it like that, brings in a somewhat new perspective. BTW, nice smile.

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yahoowizard 16

Who here hasn't been accused of being high at some point

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odexy 12

Hah, my parents would actually constantly accuse me of doing drugs when I literally hadn't touched the stuff in my life. Now that I actually DO get high, they've never questioned me about it. Heck I've smoked in their bathroom during Christmas break and they were completely oblivious. Although I have told my mother that I smoke and she doesn't really care. My step father was always the spazzy one about it...

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DaKillaMafia 2

All I hear these days are, "are you high?" or "are you higher than a kite!?!?!?!"

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asianchink 0

Or at least drunk.

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potterag 0

Perhaps the only reasonable explanation of playing with a milk bottle is being high? hmm let me check yea you were mostly likely high. YDI

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olpally 32

Way to jump to an idiotic conclusion after op clearly implied he wasn't high while doing it. Smh

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miserypoison 13

Judgmental, conspicuous and disingenuous conclusions at its finest.

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Mister_Triangle 21

You can't do anything silly these days without people assuming you're on something. The world is too serious.

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micahsmommy 13

Well if you hadn't stolen the bottle from a baby and the milk wasn't breast milk, maybe people wouldn't think you're high. Get your own bottle of milk next time.

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