Miscellaneous: Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics...

By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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kballa21 2

Friday 13 July 2012 9:05

Better lay off those beans...

RadiationNeon 5

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

Let's see the Chinese Copy that...

Comments

kballa21 2

Friday 13 July 2012 9:05

Better lay off those beans...

firegirl1993 21

Friday 13 July 2012 9:13

At least you'll be memorable.

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 13 July 2012 9:23

But if they laid off the beans, how would OP end their routine with a bang? ;)

klovemachine 24

Friday 13 July 2012 9:42

Ah yeah :)

GovernorGeneral 8

Friday 13 July 2012 10:19

Lol OP try doing it again so you could try brushing it off as the noise some chairs make when dragged on the ground. ;D Everyone's tried that at least once...

Meettitan 14

Friday 13 July 2012 10:49

That's not what the coaches mean when they say "stick the landing", but I'm sure they admire your improving skills.

luckyd880 12

Friday 13 July 2012 11:51

Kid in china "why you wake me up?!!"

perdix 29

Friday 13 July 2012 12:36

I thought in gymnastics, balance beans are compulsory.

cartooncharacter 9

Friday 13 July 2012 22:01

In response to your profile picture...no you don't! Unless……

hinchkongfang 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:21

In china, they call a fart a "fom-pei" - Chinese kid probably said "aye ya, who fom-pei??"

PeachesnCream88 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:44

Don't worry OP, shit happens... and now you'll have an awesome story to tell your grandkids :D

TheCaterpiller 6

Friday 13 July 2012 9:05

Oh... Did the judges still say you did well?

shayshayshazam 14

Friday 13 July 2012 9:38

10s across the board! 9 for the routine, and an extra point for a stylistic and creative ending!

gojira666 7

Friday 13 July 2012 9:51

All but the French judge.

elliotb94 9

Friday 13 July 2012 13:32

Can they really penalize you for that?

beaute_fatale 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:33

what does it have to do with the french judge ?!

BloodFaerie 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 9:48

if you have to ask, you're probably french.... sorry

crazyladydaisy 4

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

Don't let that ruin your victory, sounds like you performed well, congrats.

onlychildFTW 33

Friday 13 July 2012 12:13

Yeah. Don't let the fart ruin your outstanding performance. Enjoy the win, forget about the fart, keep the trophy!

efemel94 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 3:27

Agreed! Sounds like you had a cracking performance

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 7:17

I agree

RadiationNeon 5

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

Let's see the Chinese Copy that...

sunnyt 5

Friday 13 July 2012 12:49

So it was you that woke me up, thanks OP..

mrphychrs 5

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

girls don't fart... or poop...

globetrottter 3

Friday 13 July 2012 9:12

That's cause they don't get assholes till they grow up and get married ;)

TheCaterpiller 6

Friday 13 July 2012 9:12

You need to get. Girlfriend and find out for yourself that actually.... They do

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 13 July 2012 9:20

18 your sentences were. So choppy and I had a... hard time reading them. ;)

elletex 8

Friday 13 July 2012 9:46

He's a caterpillar, go easy on him. ;)

GovernorGeneral 8

Friday 13 July 2012 10:15

Oh my god. So i'm not a girl !?

monkeybanana 7

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:28

Have you heard of the book "Everyone Poops"?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 15 July 2012 10:28

Who said the OP is a girl? .. Men do gymnastics too and the FML doesn't specify a gender.

jjmeow 10

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:12

I'd be terrified of any guy who can do the splits. o_O

TheYoshiMan 12

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:32

Who says it was a girl? Guys do gymnastics too..

sweethang26 7

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:44

Dear God, Please tell me this guy is joking. Sincerely, Sane people

kodinbug 2

Friday 13 July 2012 9:07

At least the fart showed you really put some effort into it! That's great though:) it's always a grey feeling to perfect something you've worked hard at!! And farting feels go too I guess...