By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
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bigtime_rocker 11

One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

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saIty 17

This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.

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bigtime_rocker 11

One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

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_Oblivion_ 12

Next time leave a bunch of shit on there he never wished he saw

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iRoc46n2 4

23 something tells me there won't be a next time.

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gc327072 30

Why would you google a person?! That's what the search bar on FB is for.... *facepalm*

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MDTeddy 13

I think someone should just tell someone that they like them to avoid awkward situations. Actually, this situation may be odd either way.

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pdp_fml 21

Too bad dear, how could you know that he would want to use your phone? FYL

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Marrach 7

Congratulations FMLs oldest user. :)

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gc327072 30

I want to caption that picture "Ladies, contain yourselves."

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kelissa_fml 16

this reminds me... I'll be right back... Must delete history just in case. :D

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saIty 17

This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.

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stitesy29 18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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shannonreneee 11

21, cause only guys could watch ****, right?

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TomPusslicker 21

41. I think women tend to be less open to admit it to strangers though. This is based on science. I make a habit of asking random people throughout the day. I also learned that women can run pretty fast in heels if they feel the need to.

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esines 9

Haha your name suits your comment pusslicker

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rainbowteehee 6

No women do too! Ur just a sexist bastard. I clear my history every time I use the Internet and cough cough ****

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Saryrr 3

Take the opportunity to ask him out.

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Aug1508 9

I don't think that's a good idea since the crush gave OP a weird look. The crush might feel extra weird and run away, making things extra awkward between them.

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gc327072 30

That would be some superb timing right there... NOT! Seriously, that would just make op look like that crazy girlfriend meme...

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bananahammock9 0

That's what you get for being a Creepy McCreeperson!

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Trisha_aus 15

Thank you princess consuela banana hammock

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imavelociraptor 6

"you know a banana hammock is a speedo right???"

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Jamesy52 1

First rule of being a stalker hasn't gotten caught.

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Elegance 7

Op's top searches: Crush's full name. **** **** Sex toys ****.

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YourAddictionx 9

That moment when there are 69 thumbs up with this comment.. Atleast now at the moment there is.

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solosohigh 15

turn on private browsing (assuming you have an iPhone, idk if other phones have it). as someone who googles weird stuff, I can relate.

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mackenzie2323 5

Go into settings, hit safari and the option is under privacy.

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NickKuiper 8

There's a setting somewhere that deletes your search history when you exit to browser... I would suggest learning from this experience. And don't give up, maybe he's into kinky web searches...

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