By pigtails - 16/01/2013 12:21 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Hey, then get an old fashioned knocker :3

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Eliseopwns 22

Hey, then get an old fashioned knocker :3

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Or you could replace the door bell with a blow horn that goes off whenever someone opens your door :P

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gc327072 30

Little kids selling stuff for clubs are the worst. Amount of times doorbell rung= amount of times they say "nyan" in the nyan cat song.

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Werken247 14

@1 Everyone loves knockers! ( o Y o )

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thatonename 7

For anyone on the app, you sir, have the weirdest rack I've ever seen.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Am i the only one who doesnt think this is an fml its just irony....

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imaginaryvoice 18

I am blown away by the fact that you are not allowed to have a doorbell.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Was being "extremely ironic" in the job description? But on a serious note, they probably knocked and you didn't hear them. This would actually help assert your point of keeping it.

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Shiifti 1

Pre sure she means management of the block she lives in...not a job!!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Realized that after, but my comment still applies, considering being management of a block is still a job.

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Pleonasm 35

You should install that water squirter thing on the doorbell so that you show him what you think of his idea. It might then ring true that the doorbell is necessary. What a bell-end.

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

the irony is practically ringing in op's ears.

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nia96_fml 8

Oh no! You can't have a doorbell? End of your career, eh?

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sophiekat 19

Why do they want it gone? It obviously helps.

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hamrtym 15

Take it off and ignore their knocking until they let you put it back on. Let them knock themselves out.

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perdix 29

Replace the illiegal doorbell with some great knockers. Once they see your knockers, lots of guys will want to enter.

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Catkam623 27

How big would these knockers be if they're anything smaller than a C lang I won't enter. If there D ing D ong ill rush in

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perdix 29

#16, I don't know about you, but I'd rush in for a Ho-Ho.

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Enslaved 36

Be careful of Ho-Ho's. They are known to-- Sno Ball you. :P ***Hostess snacks and Urban Dictionary has corrupted my mind. :O

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perdix 29

#31, I try to avoid Urban Dictionary ever since I learned what an Alabama Hot Pocket is (no one should look this up!), so what does Sno-Ball mean?

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stoych 19

'no one should look this up' ......that's like 'don't touch, wet paint' to me..... Guess where I'm off to!

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micahdunk 13

This way you can use the excuse that you didn't hear your boss knock.

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