Miscellaneous: Gotcha good

Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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You deserved it 18 666

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 510

You deserved it 9 734

By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 918

You deserved it 35 961

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 640

You deserved it 6 653

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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You deserved it 31 058

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By thanks dad - 01/08/2020 02:02

Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 226

You deserved it 285

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 477

You deserved it 3 919

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 396

You deserved it 2 299

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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You deserved it 66 307

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:17

At least his mind hasn't aged!

swplphlsgois13 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone

Comments

sunshine41196 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:15

Your dad sounds like fun :D...jk...fyl op

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:27

How is this getting down voted!? She was jking everyone! She was only jking!

DocDrose 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:41

he could have at least made sure she didn't have her phone...

MichellinMan 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 7:23

I always joked with my dad with stupid shit like that. OP's Dad is an asswipe.

guterkamerad 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:16

Well that escalated quickly.

cyttex 13

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:51

Please no

simplysarcastics 26

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:11

Stop the madness!

flame5768 14

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:07

hahahahahHAHAHAHAH no.

arandomusernameaa 20

Sunday 9 February 2014 21:07

@2 please put a shirt on...

TallMist 32

Friday 18 April 2014 20:06

#20 Madness?! This... Is... SPAAAARTAA-*Gunshot*

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:17

At least his mind hasn't aged!

olpally 32

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

That's one thing you don't say to your dad, especially near a pool. Lol.

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:57

ehh my dad couldent give a fat rats arse, if I said it to my mum on the other hand...

swplphlsgois13 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 2:18

Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone

Kuro_Kamen 12

Sunday 9 February 2014 4:24

Not technically, especially if op is over 18. Just because dad pushed you in means he's obligated to do it.

Pixiecrack 11

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:55

Still at least op can replace their phone for free or at least cheap...Most plans come with awesome warranties like that

kylieh72 25

Sunday 9 February 2014 12:11

#29, being that the damage caused to the phone was his fault it is entirely the dad's responsibility to replace or fix it...

kbecks87 16

Sunday 9 February 2014 14:43

Not really, 49. It may be the 'nice thing to do' but it's not a responsibility.

nix1993 41

Sunday 9 February 2014 16:42

If he pays for his own phone then damn right it's his dad's responsibility to replace it. If you ruin someone else's phone through an act of your own stupidity (whether it's in a playful way or not) it's up to you to replace it. It's not the 'nice thing to do' it's the natural thing to do, you can't expect someone else to shell out because you're an immature asshole. Also, depending on the state, you could be required by law to do so. Destruction of property is a crime, mate.