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Clearly, his skin has gotten wrinkled but not thick.
Your father may have been doing something crazy here. Perhaps a moment in time only a father and son would know or recognize.
But you can get dry :D
It could of been worse. What if you said that to your mother on her birthday?
Hmm someone seems to be having a bad birthday. Next time pull him in with you! :)
Wait where do you live it's February and you still have your pool open....
Lol your the only one that caught that probably like Florida or California or near there.
I'm in Miami, Florida. It was 82 degrees here. :P The FMLs used to say which city the OPs were writing from but now on the newer app-- it just says example: "United States". Not sure why that changed?
I'm from the UK and we have our pool open. Well.. the pool cover flew away in the wind as it's so windy. We used our pool once last year. :
It still says the state for me, it says 'United States (California)'.
I didn't think I had to be so obvious. I should have written, "phone-E. Get it? Like someone who is obsessed with his phone."
Man, today is just not your day is it?
guess you could say that you made a splash at that party?
Sucks about the phone, otherwise you deserved it :P
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At least his mind hasn't aged!
Well jokes on him if he has to buy you a new phone