Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 829
You deserved it 18 666

Same thing different taste

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Clearly, his skin has gotten wrinkled but not thick.

Your father may have been doing something crazy here. Perhaps a moment in time only a father and son would know or recognize.

It could of been worse. What if you said that to your mother on her birthday?

Hmm someone seems to be having a bad birthday. Next time pull him in with you! :)

Wait where do you live it's February and you still have your pool open....

Lol your the only one that caught that probably like Florida or California or near there.

I'm in Miami, Florida. It was 82 degrees here. :P The FMLs used to say which city the OPs were writing from but now on the newer app-- it just says example: "United States". Not sure why that changed?

I'm from the UK and we have our pool open. Well.. the pool cover flew away in the wind as it's so windy. We used our pool once last year. :

It still says the state for me, it says 'United States (California)'.

ASBriere 8

Still better than having sand dumped in your driveway

perdix 29

I didn't think I had to be so obvious. I should have written, "phone-E. Get it? Like someone who is obsessed with his phone."

Man, today is just not your day is it?

guess you could say that you made a splash at that party?

flame5768 14

nah he was probably a wet blanket after he fell

Sucks about the phone, otherwise you deserved it :P