By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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johnthejolly 10

So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

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glimmer980 20

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

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Unbweavable 17

Why does your MOTHER have to be a bitch?

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope the other bitch was her friend and not your sister...

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Regimental_Phan 18

I guess you could now categorize him as a "Son of a bitch".

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johnthejolly 10

So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

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cheeeksss 29

I keep hearing Lily's voice from HIMYM... "You son of a bitch!" Or in OP's mom's case... "You son of a me!"

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meggieeeee92 27

Hey at least she was being responsible and having someone drive her home. And you're a good kid for doing it :)

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xxXadza58Xxx 12

FYL if she was a bitch to you !,If she even realised you were her son!

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xninix_fml 36

Lol I'm sure she recognized now considering she gave birth to him. At least she didn't try driving home I voted fyl though because it does suck that he had to be the one to take her, and her friends home.

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bombielol 20

atleast you now know your mom knows how to have fun (:

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glimmer980 20

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

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xninix_fml 36

@31 You know what he meant.

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flufee2 27

Why would you call them bitches at all?? ******

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xsydneyx123 28

Yikes. Well at least she asked for a ride. Most people tend to forget about safety. You're a good son for giving them a ride.

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lazyslumber 18

You seem judgmental OP. Would women having fun and getting drunk make them bitches?

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buckstop1 37

Judgmental? You are just as much judgmental. OP has known his mother his whole life, so how is OP being "judgemental".

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garrett_8614 14

I don't see how you came to that conclusion #9. You're really stretching it.

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milehigh52 22

I think he is upset at them because they are middle aged women that are drunk and probably loud. They ruined his night so he calls them a bitch to express his anger.

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garrett_8614 14

My thing is, he didn't say they were bitches because they were drunk. Maybe he called them bitches because that's how they were acting.

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Bulldozer36 21

Sounds like someone is jealous their mother has more of a social life than they do.

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DocBastard 38

I didn't know that getting drunk was a synonym for having a social life. Is it jealousy to be pissed off about having to drive your drunk mother home?

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GunSlinger69 19

Why is getting completely smashed so cool? I'd rather not spend 5 hours with my head in the toilet the net day.

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