By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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johnthejolly 10

So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

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glimmer980 20

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

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qilinnaamossh 11

My bf has had to do drive his mom drunk multiple times and never once have I heard him disrespect her or call her names. Maybe you weren't raised with manners but you're old enough to know that you shouldn't call any women a "bitch" especially your mother.

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Ichiya 29

Some women are bitches. There is no special category , e.g. woman or mother, that excludes you from being insulted.

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GunSlinger69 19

Bitches is not a nice word to describe women, especially if they're not actually bitches..

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Ahaddad123 27

Your a good person dude. But did you at least cop a feel on any of Em? Even if it is your mom...

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xninix_fml 36

@56 I really hope he isn't.

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yungmumma88 10

Thats no way to talk about the woman who brought you into this world

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Unless said mom is actually a bitch.

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AyOoDaLoBo33 10

Don't be calling your mother a bitch OP, even if she happened to be drunk, you should show her more respect!

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djstiv3 15

woah.. your mother... wowee you son of a... *$^^#

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hayleyblack2u71 21

If OP is seriously such a ******* jerk to consider his mom a bitch, then I think everyone can consider him a son of a bitch.

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Ichiya 29

If you are such a ******* idiot to not realize that mothers can be bitches too.

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hayleyblack2u71 21

#47 I think your forgetting it's HIS mom, and if drinking is such a bad thing for her that she has to be called a bitch, why didn't HE at least try to stop her?

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Ichiya 29

Just because she pushed you out of her ****** doesn't automatically make her a nice person.

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tigeran24 7

This shit gets approved but my stuff doesn't.

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