By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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johnthejolly 10

So by your logic you really are a son of a bitch

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glimmer980 20

That sucks but at least you took them home instead of letting them drive home themselves putting many more people in danger. You're a good guy OP

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siggy_mcsigx 22

It's the holidays, your mum is allowed to get drunk once in a while. Suck it up and don't call your mother a bitch!

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snazzymcwho 21

YDI for referring to adult women as "bitches.#

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Candied_person 13

Don't drive have a alcoholic mother relatable 50%

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burritobandit 7

Unless you happen to be an adorable freaking puppy. Never. EVER. Call your Mum a bitch.

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limabeans101029 20

Generally I agree but, let's face it, some mothers ARE bitches

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NodakN8V 25

That's when you stop at every gas station and pull up to the pump and make them pay the total... I love messing with drunk people.

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katt_is_here 24

OP sounds like a classy SOB. I wonder how they taught a dog to type.

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