By jl_word - 04/02/2015 21:49 - United States

Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

I'm assuming you stepped in it by accident, but for a moment there I thought he'd pooped in a pair of shoes you left on the porch.

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dawnimus 21

Ah that's grim! I'm wondering if you said something that offended him, but that's still no excuse to poop on your porch!

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I'm sure you would have let him use the toilet if he'd asked.

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JMichael 25

Maybe he just thought he'd be over doing his welcome by asking to use the facilities.

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CatLady4Lyf 30

He was only leaving a "thank you" gift, kinda like how a cat does when they bring you a dead mouse or bird.

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dawnimus 21

Ah that's grim! I'm wondering if you said something that offended him, but that's still no excuse to poop on your porch!

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Marcelb 17

He was probably mad that he had to work for the money.

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Colon_Man 17

Exactly. You don't see bums playing a guitar or dancing for money. They just stick out their hand.

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iMuffinKat 16

#36, he could've just turned down the offer to rake leaves.

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1dvos_grl3 21

There are more reasons than just being "lazy" for being homeless. Do you know how many people who are out on the street because of being "laid off" "divorce" Also so many war veterans are homeless now. You shouldn't judge someone without knowing their story.

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nietzche 8

Sincerely hoping you get homeless too.

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StickyPickles 33

First person to make a shit joke/pun gets thunder punched in the throat

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leafeon523 20

That must have been a ... shitty situation. Come at me #4!

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Catdragon 40

#8 nah, he's too pooped to do anything.

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Grenith 21

God, this thread is nothing, but a great pile of shit.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

I'm assuming you stepped in it by accident, but for a moment there I thought he'd pooped in a pair of shoes you left on the porch.

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bearstyle22 11

I know all homeless people arent bad people but ive had some horrible experiences with the ones ive actually had contact with. so I know the feels

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jazzy_123 20

lots of homeless are so ungrateful!!! yesterday at work, a homeless came in, gave me $5 and I charge for a burger. he said he didn't have money for fries and asked if we'd give him some. we are really nice at work and had a couple of extra patties on the grill so we ended up giving him a 3 patty burger and fry as well, the time comes where I have to clean the tables and this fckn asshole left fries all over his table, spilled soda that he had gotten in a WATER CUP and didn't even finish his dam fries. there was a trash can behind him!! God I was so pissed. last time we do something nice like that. he paid $5 and we gave him like $15 worth of food.

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