Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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TubaTba 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:26

The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...

Capitan 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:23

Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.

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Capitan 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:23

Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.

MrConcise 34

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:26

Or at the very least, some swimsuits.

TubaTba 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:26

The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...

chocolatelover96 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 15:13

Homeless guy? Or someone who saw them and thought "free clothes "?

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 30 July 2015 16:43

How do you know they're men's pants?

whysobeachy 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 18:36

Or a kleptomaniac, even?

Selene1090 26

Friday 31 July 2015 0:13

Someone being an asshole. This kind of thing happens a lot, unfortunately.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 31 July 2015 0:45

Someone who's going to sell them to a second hand shop for extra cash maybe.

abNormal62 23

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:27

He does... That's why he needed the pants... To cover up his short comings

whitnayfortooh 29

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:28

who steals pants?

mds9986 24

Thursday 30 July 2015 19:10

Pants thieves

LowExpectations 30

Thursday 30 July 2015 22:00

Gnomes.

tj4234 35

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:29

This was so much worse in my mind until I remembered Americans call trousers "pants" and pants "underwear". I hope you have shorts OP.

ecamp12 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:34

Who would take all your pants? That sucks, sorry OP. Hope you have shorts :/

H4IL2TH3V 8

Thursday 30 July 2015 14:37

i would ask your neighbors, perhaps they will be kind enough to understand & give them back... and if you are lucky enough, they will be folded. GL OP