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What a wanker.
How many did you do
Lol that guy sounds lame. Sorry OP.
He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.
I'm sure you can clear things out with him, right? Plus, I'd imagine there'd be more than just grunting noises if OP was really sacking his chum..
Can't be undone now!
haha next time do jumping jacks no confusion there....at least not from my experiences lol
Think about the sounds. Grunting and slapping skin...
That made me laugh and face palm xD
Mistaking push-ups for beating it? That person has a lot to learn
You may be doing push ups wrong!
No, I think his room mate is masturbating wrong.
Just tell everyone the truth. It's your word against his... Also does anyone else think this FML could be worded better? With 'the guy' starting 2 sentences in a row.
How about no...
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He was facing the wall, in bed, while he listened to someone grunting behind him. I get the feeling he may have been the one spanking the monkey.
What a wanker.