You totally deserved it. You thought your room mate was sleeping and you still decided to pursue a noisy activity in the same room? Couldn't you have gone to a common room our outside or something?

you gotta tie him down in his sleep and beat him with a sock pull of quarters. or a pillow case full of bars of soap.

Why would he go and tell everyone tho?!?

Tell everyone else he believed you were wanking and he laid there and listened to it all. plus I assume you're not too young judging by his assumption and the working out. maybe you should just make good fun out of it and start occasionally moaning whenever you're behind him and he can't see you.

unless youre doing push ups wrong it wouldnt sound like that

The best defense is a good offense. Call him a pervert for picturing you masturbating while you were working out. That being said, you still probably want to tone down your noise level when doing push ups, especially if doing it while others are trying to sleep.

maybe you should have beat the meat, you sound amped up

Oh, I bet he wishes you did.

Sounds like it's gonna be a long camp stay , stay strong OP

I used to run around the soccer field try that next time