Intimacy: Twisted

Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Sleep Walking - 23/01/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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By chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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Shoemaster 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:41

well you did sleep with him ;)

v1kt4r 13

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

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v1kt4r 13

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

psyco5000 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

awesome and 1st

Zer0_Zer0 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 15:57

Freaking idiot.

ZleveL 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:19

1 and 2 were posted in the same minute and I love your epic pic

psyco5000 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:30

1st!!!!

Kingdutch 3

Monday 7 December 2009 20:42

You sir, are wrong

Shoemaster 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 9:41

well you did sleep with him ;)

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:13

Technically, he's not lying! Geez, women... We hate it when guys lie, and now we hate it when they tell the truth?! We'll never be happy.

ReecesPieces 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:22

This kinda turned me on.

Pinkraincoat 18

Friday 28 March 2014 1:55

Nawtee.

loninessYman 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:46

then make it to come ture !

benshady 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:49

how is this an fml you had a threesome

LoZelda123 20

Monday 4 January 2016 2:59

Poor OP had a threesome without actually having the threesome. But it's ok OP, at least now you know it's an option!

perdix 29

Sunday 22 November 2009 12:32

He is telling the truth, literally. He sure are you that he didn't "sleep with" you (the fun way), too? I'll bet in real life, you pretend to be afraid of threesomes, but in secret, you've always wanted one. Ambien FTW!