By Luke - 10/09/2015 05:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML
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NNOTCHO 23

You should change locks in case she made copy's

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Miss_Chevious 37

Am I the only one admiring her vengeful creativity ?

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Steve97 32

Still you think people would just use the address on the key and mail it back to the house but no, ******* scum bag used it as an opportunity to rob OP. Man **** society and humanity sometimes... It's down right pathetic how we as humans behave...

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NNOTCHO 23

You should change locks in case she made copy's

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uncle_ssaamm 12

right especially if op knows shes a psycho they shouldve changed when they broke up

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TommyGun85 19

Change the locks! She may have made copies.

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lexcpooh 11

Be more careful of who you trust from now on

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jdeshelman 5

He willingly have her the key.. at this point, but much can be done besides learn and change the locks.

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leogachi 15

@29 He gave HER the key. I don't know where OP is (can't see it on the mobile site), but in the U.S. she can go to jail for conspiracy to commit a crime and/or accessory to burglary.

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grajax 24

Do you have enough evidence to be able to press charges against her?

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NthDakotaBeaches 12

Do you mean "lent"? Leant is the past tense of "to lean."

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interesting33 36

I don't know why you were voted down. You are correct

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zyero 9

They were down voted because news flash: nobody likes grammar nazis aside from other grammar nazis.

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ellymae96 25

Is it possible to take her to court? Or at least pay for the items that were stolen ? Good luck op!

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