Health, Weird, Shopping and Underwear: Mind your own ****

Mind your own ****

By Anonymous - 10/09/2022 09:00

Today, I went out to a store. I didn't have a bra on under my shirt, but some stranger offered to buy me one, because she didn't like the fact that my nipples were hard, and her husband was able to see them. FML

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By Mondo - 20/11/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

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**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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The twins are out

By Rachael - 24/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I wondered why the cashiers at my local chip shop were being so unusually friendly and knocked money off my bill. Then when I got back to my boyfriend's house, I noticed my bright red bra shining through my black top like a light. I debuted my tits for some chips. FML

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Left hanging

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML

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Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 10 September 2022 9:04

Pick the most expensive one. Ask the husband's opinion.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 September 2022 15:10

Accept the offer if the husband can come to the dressing room with you. You'll need to be sure he can't see your nipples after you put it on.

Comments

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 10 September 2022 9:04

Pick the most expensive one. Ask the husband's opinion.

JackWood 20

Saturday 10 September 2022 14:39

Do you need some panties too?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 September 2022 15:10

Accept the offer if the husband can come to the dressing room with you. You'll need to be sure he can't see your nipples after you put it on.

Shzusuziq11 10

Saturday 10 September 2022 15:33

I hate wearing a bra. Try the silicone nipple covers. They sell them at CVS and on Amazon. (I would have the same problem otherwise)

HayNow 11

Monday 12 September 2022 17:33

Or.... just wear no bra and those who can't stand the sight of, <gasp> Nipples should stay inside.

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 10 September 2022 17:57

I think to a large extent we need to collectively get over ourselves about nipples.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 11 September 2022 4:51

Yeah I'm going to get voted down for this, but I'm with the other woman - I don't want to see other women's nipples poking through their shirt. I don't care if my husband is with me or not. I don't want to see it. If you're going out in public, there's no excuse for not looking decent. However, I wouldn't have said anything to you, unlike this woman. I may not want to see it, but I'm not going to mention it. I'll just ignore it, but I'll be rolling my eyes inwardly.

HayNow 11

Monday 12 September 2022 17:34

Who deemed nipples as being un-decent?

dreams2383 18

Sunday 11 September 2022 11:20

personally I don't care if your not wearing a bra but it looks trashy most of the time. it shows you didn't even put in the least amount of effort. at least have nipple covers or something. the lady though can screw off. who cares if he saw. he would have most likely been looking anyways.