Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
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hoosiergirl94 31

Loudly announce that you're not pregnant you're "just fat" and make it really awkward for everyone

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twister45 17

Sometimes you should just take the small victories. you have seat and can relax now.

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hoosiergirl94 31

Loudly announce that you're not pregnant you're "just fat" and make it really awkward for everyone

271 4
ShadowlessSpear 21

BIG BONES DON'T JIGGLE!

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twister45 17

Sometimes you should just take the small victories. you have seat and can relax now.

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katachristic 19

not exactly a victory since OP clearly stated that she didn't want it in the first place.

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YB90 7

People really shouldn't assume someone is pregnant. that's so rude!

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amanda182 19

You can't stop someone from thinking that. But people should save the embarrassment (on both sides) by not expressing their thought out loud.

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Rowdy290 8

here's a thought maybe they were just trying to be nice and it isn't our fault if you carry your weight in the "wrong" places. it may not even be her fault, I guess what I'm saying is don't be so testy.

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lexos 16

Not really, what if she really is pregnant and could use some rest? You can never win in todays society no matter what you someone will be offended.

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DoomedGemini 37

Well, I agree you should offer someone like a pregnant woman or elderly person a seat, but op DID decline when first asked.

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MassiDelta 28

Plot twist: the person knew OP was not pregnant, and just wanted to insult her

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shessohighh 10

#15 offering someone a seat seems like an elaborately nice thing to do as a method to insult someone.

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MassiDelta 28

I sometimes have dreams where I ask someone if they're pregnant and then they say no and start yelling at me. And then I wake up and start crying

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twister45 17

That's when you go back to sleep and slap them for yelling. You have the power now.

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MassiDelta 28

Instructions unclear: had nightmare about the Russian mafia

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False_Stupidity 41

Definitely don't want to be slapping the Russian mafia...

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Don't worry about it. A lot of times people just say things without thinking about it. She clearly meant well when she offered you her seat.

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pygmyfrog 31

You got a seat in an obviously crowded situation AND made the other person feel pious. They deserved to lose their seat from making assumptions - even if well-intentioned.

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worldclassrager 39

If she asked when you were due it would have been more awkward

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DaRito 25

"Check your privilege, thin oppressor!" - anyone from the fat pride movement

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trellz17 19

Just sit down and shut up.

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