By Dante178 - 08/12/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
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permannator 10

"excuse me, what do scissors do?" "uhh.. Cut?" "ooh! Don't mind of I do.."

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iluvgir4ever 3

Wow that sucks, pull the alarm again then go to the front...

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Damn_Hippster 11

At least you werent the one on trial...hopefully

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Sportsfan86 3

That's why I wish we could all be transformers.

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keepcaImcarryon 0

#13 Optimus Prime would never let something like this happen!

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Spritemazter 0

I used to wait in line for court, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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reaganomics 6

Damn that sucks, but look on the bright side at least it's not the DMV

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DayAndNite 8

Lose weight and you'll be able to get back in line faster

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FUGYU 2

two days from now, your life will be the same again, right?

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Tommananaze6T9 4

Just think of third grade and ask the guy in front if u cud chinese cut

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parduezs 6

Rude much? She could hold the record for worlds skinniest person!

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Anubyte 0

All she needs to do is sue the courthouse! Oh wait...

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shift_love 13

"at the end of the longest line, that's where I will always be, if you need to find me, I'm at the end of the longest line" fyl I hate waiting on people.

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EatnBeef 7

Stuck in a line? Chew it over with Twix.

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ItsTheKing 10

Have a break from a line, Have a Kit Kat.

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paco1021 8

At work, in line, and play, you get three great tastes in a Milky Way

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TokinUp 6

With a bottle of shut the **** up, you can shut the **** up!

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catherineepie 1

Omg yes !!!! Old Gregg :)! Best picture ever

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bitchslapped22 14

64 just ******* owned you all

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shift_love 13

I guess no one likes nofx. Cause those are the lyrics I quoted.

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Torva_fml 16

I'm glad you've finally noticed... We've been waiting a while.

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frokeyman92 9

Your comment got thumbed down because some ppl want you too act and respond a certain way, but you are right that does suck.

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permannator 10

"excuse me, what do scissors do?" "uhh.. Cut?" "ooh! Don't mind of I do.."

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jwade11 12

Sounds like it isn't meant to be.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Someone purposely pulled it to get in front I bet

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Mom: son see that red pully thing on the wall? Son: yes Mom: if u pull it it gives u free candy Son: yay!! *pulls* People: OMG ahhhhh

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Jdimp 1

I bet somebody did pulled the alarm on purpose

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csosa187 1

Wow 84, that sounds like something Forest Gump would say.

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whitey53 5

Pull the fire alarm again and stay inside the building. Back at the front, problem solved.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

...has nothing to do with this story (unless you're suggesting OP was a cruel dictator in a former life and forced people to wait in long lines to be beaten).

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frokeyman92 9

So, how would you know exactly? The OP could have done something along the lines of what you said the previous day.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I don't need to know what OP did the previous day; I know the definition of karma.

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rainbo955 0

What a bummer. I would have rushed back in and shoved everybody out of the way. What is anyone gonna do? You're in a courthouse.

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