By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Justforlolz 14

It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

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noobcake111 2

I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

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dannyboy66 7

Omg omg where my keys moms gonna kill me

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abbybailey204 19

1. That gas nothing in common with this fml. At. All

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builditbetter09 3

Well I didn't want to say it, but since u did, I agree.. Your an idiot.

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Saltime 0

My, oh my. Irony sure seems to be every today.

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me_gusta_eso 1

Actually they did have their keys, just couldn't find their car.

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dsbs 9

Atleast you're not an American idiot Dun du-du dun dun du-dun dudda dun

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ScubaSteve96 0

Pretty sure anybody would freak out if they can't find their car.

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TokinUp 6

86- You should just....I don't think there are words to describe the hatred. All I know is, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore....

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TokinUp 6

Typo....too much substance leaves me a bit disoriented. Meant 81

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tatababe 1

Lol admitting it is the first step :D

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AliCat18 12

lol your not an idiot, your just kinda special :)

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riotshield 3

Nah, if the OP was they would have realized that they walked there before freaking out. XD

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Justforlolz 14

It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

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jwade11 12

Been there, done that!! What air- heads we can be!! :-))

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tjv3 10

Knowing is half the battle

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farhil 14

You're 15. You've probably never even driven to the store and back.

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Sniperkid07 6

It's like when I'm looking for something and it's in my hand.... Yeah I've done it..... Multiple times.....

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mfjkr 10

I had a car...but then I got an arrow to the knee.

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norskchic 9

my mom did that. except she actually drove me to school, dropped me off, then walked back. she was almost home when she realized she drove there. oh mom....

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StopDropNRoll 11

Haha my cousin did this too. He thought his truck got stolen because it wasn't in the parking lot. Turns out he parked on the side of school and forgot called the cops and everything. Got teased for weeks.

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Susieee_Q 9

Ha. Yeah, it really does happen to all of us. One time I was driving on the freeway and had a mini panic moment wondering where I'd left my car keys. (: Good thing is nothing too bad happened, so brush it off. It's all good.

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51194 3

My mum calls them 'senior moments' :P

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zythek 5

Yeah. I parked my car backwards, I parked so far back the my back tires were touching the curb. I had parked next to a huge truck. When I came back out, I was freaking out thinking that my car had been stolen (even though I remember locking it). I felt like an idiot when I realized that I freaked out over nothing,,,

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apv0222 0

Oh how I hope OP doesn't have any kids...

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

*takes off prescription glasses* *puts on sunglasses* *walk into pole* *face palm* *crawls under rock* *see what I did there?*

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noobcake111 2

I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

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Arxikist 3

I hate when fat guys take their shirts off in the summer, but life isn't perfect.

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cuppycake11 0

I hate it when tat happens to me cuz then I feel all retarded

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Ignorance can be fixed stupidity is a choice

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SmittyJA24 26

The last 3 living neurons in your brain are dying of loneliness & boredom.

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schpanki 11

"Dude, where is my car? Oh right, at home. Great."

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Chaos187 6

More like what an amazing movie!

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DontModMeDammit 10

More like an amazing music video.

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Sabrina8330 0

Awww it's okay, similar things like that have happened to me too :) we're not perfect.

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The_SkyCantLimit 5

Damn that invisible boat-mobile -.-"

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ninjacutie 6

HELL YAH SPONGEBOB :3 (mermaid man is a pimp ridin around in an invisible BOAT MOBILE)

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OhLohd111 11

Personally, an invisible boatmobile would be a turn off for me... But who knows, maybe it would be fun to freak people out with floating sex.

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farhil 14

Oh yeah, it's hilarious! You should see the looks I get...

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sugarandspice33 0

You're not alone... I had thought I lost my phone and spent 30 minuets looking for it until i remembered was in my pocket

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bingababe 16

I often lose my sunglasses....but then find them on my head :-/

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gabrielbaby 9

When I lose my phone I usually end up having it in my hand or I'm talking on it.

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Numeral 4

23 - when I lose my sunglasses it's because they're on my face

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cuppycake11 0

This one time I was writing an essay and I'm like "Where the hell is my pencil?!?!" then I spend like the whole time we have looking 4 it then I find it in my hand -_-' after I feel retarded -_-"

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brown4lifejot 1

This always happens to me with small objects, usually pencils.

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OHnathanIO 4

I've searched for my phone while mid-call with my girlfriend before. Yes, I felt stupid.

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