Transportation: Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off...

By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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diesel1226 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.

biggestfan23 11

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Well the most logical thing to do is return them

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NiiTeH 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:05

Well it's eBay time!

Jamialia 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:31

And I bet the OP is a P Plater.

YourBuddyElmo 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:42

It's ALWAYS eBay time!

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:00

23- of course guido is not an acceptable word, it's possible a name!! ;)

indianguyinuk 12

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:01

what's wrote off again?

silentbutfunny 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:21

They loooove me on EBAY!! I am the type who, is lyble to snipe you, with 2 seconds left to go, wooaaa

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:34

35 - If a vehicle is a write off, it means it would be cheaper to buy a new one than repair it.

hobo1235 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:02

I remember watching that video on stupidvideos.com all the time when I was younger, oh the joys of childhood.

diesel1226 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thursday 9 February 2012 17:02

No, put them over your chairs at home. Grab yourself a plate, and pretend your driving. Ahhh, childhood!!

Roevera 14

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:28

Reminds me of the FML where the OP asked everyone for iTunes giftcards for christmas and then had his iPod stolen.

Jiplo 18

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:07

I think it's the other way around, but you could give it a shot!

klimpomppp 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 10:49

28-god yes! Idk y so many people thumbed down your comment

biggestfan23 11

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

Well the most logical thing to do is return them

cradle6 13

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:16

Of course! You need gas money!

grahambertus 11

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:26

Screw logic! OP should buy 20 more and a limo to go with them.

pippa08 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:06

:( well thats one less thing to get for your next car

ninjafury101 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:07

Now you can set up the covers over pillows, and you can pretend you're driving.

baseballplaya5 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:08

Give them to a friend?

trollfaced 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:08

Refund them

AssassinsCRB 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:15

I think you mean get a refund lol

BeccaHugs 17

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:09

Save them for your next car?

MeLuvBewbs 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:10

If The'yre those 1980 covers in tiger stripes, I'll take em.

lizard399 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:10

You know what time it is.. Pretend cardboard box car with awesome new seat covers time!!

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Same thing different taste

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Stick to sidewalks

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Carless whisper

Bad omen

Messy

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