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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML

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By annoyed - 24/09/2017 01:30

Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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You deserved it 11 771

By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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You deserved it 2 536

By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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You deserved it 203

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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You deserved it 140

By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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You deserved it 755

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

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deathposts 8

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:18

File away! Plus sense your there they can't put you on hold

JamieBue38 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:25

since* you're* commas!!

jondivey 9

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:39

#12 thank you for your service.

dfair1987 16

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:32

apostrophe*

scooterdude720 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:14

The correct word is "apostrophes".

Dancer3626 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:27

Am I the only one who thinks these are annoying?

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:44

60: no. 49 and 59: he meant commas.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

Little4Bear 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:03

Oh the irony...

JuliaaNoelle 26

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:34

That's exactly what I was thinking, #2. FYL OP.

SwaggCapone 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:53

might as well get that paperwork started while your there

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:49

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

cathrope 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:57

#20, your a copycat :-P

midnight165 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:20

This wouldve been a great plot twist.. I hate the lame ones.. But this made. Me laugh a bit

jasmine2301 25

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:46

#21 *YOU'RE! damn!

Spider_Web 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:08

@26: NO, go sit in the corner

Peachy2392 26

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:02

Shut up #38.

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:15

Pineapple.

Cleu 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:13

#20 they are more there than they should be.

SwaggCapone 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:54

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!.......oh sorry

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

at least you wont have to have too much trouble filing a claim.

emmingle 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It's an omen. Run while you can!

jef1371 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

you probably wont have to pay

Blaphlafagus 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Hopefully the insurance guy has insurance

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Kill the customers who try to make claims -- that's one way to keep profits high.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Don't delay, claim today!

gooddealjoe 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

I can only imagine what the other guy was thinking

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