Health: Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold....

By moudly - 06/01/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML

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colonelduckie 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?

boredomkills89 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:24

Lol i love when people have fights in FML comments. Most times they are funnier than the FML itslelf! FYL for that though. I donLt understand how your whole damn house got MOLDY, but FYL indeed!

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kayladance101 13

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:31

wow. she shud have listened.

ProtoBuster_1 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:33

That is the correct way of spelling it (m-o-l-d), you grammer nazi.

RJB 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:37

On 01/06/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by moudly (woman) - United States (Oregon) moudly. Keeping observant you dumbfuck. How about instead of calling people Grammar Nazi you actually look for a minute.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:42

It's spelt mould in Britain. And don't grammar Nazi me for saying "spelt" either. That's also an old British way of spelling it.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:48

Also, you spelt grammar wrong.

RJB 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:57

No spelt's right.

nolimits 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:01

Her grammar's a Nazi?!??! Call Hassad on that moldy old bitch!

livexlaughxlove1 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:05

@11: If #1 can be rude about the OP's spelling, why can't #2 be rude back? Especially considering the fact that #2 actually has justification. OP is in the U.S. and thus, used the American way of spelling "mold." If anything, you should be going at #1 for being rude considering that #1 is the one who was wrong in the first place.

idgafstfuuu 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:33

She's from Oregon, I doubt she has ever purposely spelt it like "mould" in her life.

8trickster8 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:35

Can't we all just get along?

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:28

Nixot 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:55

And yet you spelt grammar wrong?

Tripout 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 19:48

THERE'S SOMETHING ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE STARTED TO DO UMMM WHATS IT CALEDD AGAIN??? oh yea CLEANING...... Y'all should look into it

Miss_Skunky 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:51

does it matter how anythings spelled?? really??

colonelduckie 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

Why could you not lift/move the couch on your own to prove it?

ming88 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

2nd!

RJB 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:36

You can smell mold? I dont have any in my house so I wouldnt know. lol

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:29

I can' beat that: I fold.

spiderman0606 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:56

That's it; I'm sold.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:39

Ewww! That sucks! Hopefully your mom will listen to you in the future!

morgchar 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:41

hahahha ew

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:42

You realize you could have just showed her right? Btw Youre all probably going to die now. Good Job! Douche Bag!

SoloAutotunE 17

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:38

You're not the brightest, are ye?

iambatman123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:42

Your a dumbass

wannaberunner 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:40

If you are going to insult someone, please learn how to spell first. Otherwise, you seem like a dumbass yourself. "Your" is not the same as "you're," which is a contraction of the words "you" and "are."