By anonymous - 09/09/2013 20:16 - United States - Round Rock

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Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?

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slooby_fml 25

She's just preparing you for what a child will be like

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vrossie_ 15

Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?

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Gingerette 8

Damn straight. That is so much better than incurring the wrath of a woman with child.

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Aky0n 10

At least it wasn't a rhino, right?

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Caitie_kid 8

Hey, it happens! I thought my water broke at one point and my husband rushed me in (I was only 28 weeks at the time). Nope. Just peed on the floor. Lol, lovely that my little dude found just the right position to press on that nerve and make me pee.

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br00kr 22

@49. Lol. Long story that I don't even want to go into on why i got pregnant. (Wasn't my choce long story short rape) but my baby never did that. He is two months now

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Caitie_kid 8

Sorry about your circumstances in getting pregnant 51 :-/. I'm glad that you could find happiness in your little one though

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Little4Bear 10

She didn't laugh till she peed, she peed then she laughed. Haha :)

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mFUNdo21 17

no, she was laughing AND peeing at the same time

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya op is a good husband...very sweet.

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slooby_fml 25

She's just preparing you for what a child will be like

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Little4Bear 10

You gotta admit, this FML is kind of cute in a way.. Congratulations on the child-to-come OP :)!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

True. My (female) cousin's son sat on her, started giggling, and goes, "I peed on you mommy."

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Uramonkey 11

Yeah her husband must have been totally pissed... on ;).

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You guys act like a pregnant woman never pissed on you. What kind of life are you two living that you've never been pissed on? I remember back in my hay day I was pissed on by 5 girls all at the same time. Whew, those were the good days..

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queerdragon 20

Five girls? Wow, its not a Sunday morning if I am not pissed on by ten men and a hobo.

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olpally 32

Well, you're a good husband.

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Spider_Web 11

It's hard to get a woman pregnant if you're also a woman

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SlapAndTickle 20

#60 It could be a lesbian couple who wanted a child and went to get artificial insemination or had a stud do the job for them.

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olpally 32

Either way, a guy's sperm impregnated op's wife. What's the big deal? Lol. Women can't impregnate other women... As far as I know. Haha. I Can't believe I had to explain this. Thank you slapandtickle, someone with common sense and a brain.

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basicperfection 16

Actually, surprisingly enough, women /can/ get each other pregnant...though it takes a complicated medical procedure, it's possible!

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MoronsAccount1 12

We can always look at the bright side. At least she didn't shit.

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Uramonkey 11

At least she didn't give birth on his lap.

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MoronsAccount1 12

Oh boy. That one escalated quickly.

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Mossears133 15

It's all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****

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evan_7899 28

#31 you made my day

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Dracoboxer357 35

Shake it off, Op, though I don't mean literally. ;P Congratulations for the lil one on the way! :)

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Chipmunksbeware 14

ah, she's pregnant. it happens. that was nice of you to comfort her!

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LissaMccracken 23

I feel bad for both of you... That must have been so embarrassing for her :(

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FrancesShiver 20

Not if they're comfortable around each other and can take it with a laugh.

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