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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML

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By annoyed - 24/09/2017 01:30

Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

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PumaPounce 15

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:59

Time for a new insurance company!

Chumbowamba 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 5:11

Yes I one... *bam .. (face palm) make that two claims..

WhiteCrimson 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 5:57

Murphy is up 2 his tricks again the bastard! FYL OP! Damn bad luck you have there. Keep your head high.

JoseIsAdork 31

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:09

like a good neighbor, stay the **** over there =]

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:36

"I have... blah blah insurance so person come help!"

lesley3r3 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:42

Feel so sorry for the employee right now deffinately FHL

dodgerXyz 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 7:01

Talk about costumer service.

Internetdude 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 7:41

well, that f*cking sucks

nvo 6

Tuesday 10 September 2013 7:56

They better have good insurance. If it's not your fault, THEIR insurance needs to cover the damage!

hbake 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:08

Was the employee wearing khakis?

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