Keep it down

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML
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alissa412 33

The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

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alissa412 33

The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

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OysterPearls 33

Drug paraphernalia makes a wonderful housewarming gift.

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smellslikecome 12

Or he could start smoking heroin himself and be the mellow one...

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Zebediabolical 39

The bonus is if you deal to them you can make them pay your rent. And do your outdoor chores too.

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Wakachulak 22

Sounds like the new one is a caffeine addict. Those are definitely the worst.

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Phazoid 17

I would too, who knows what kind of drugs your new neighbors are on.

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rnarshmallow 21

I don't condone heroin use, try marijuana.

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PresAgent 23

As a former drug addict myself, I find it highly amusing when users insult other users. There is no difference, all drugs are mind-altering substances, and all are (mostly) illegal. If you think your drug is fine but others are not, you are a fool.

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Delina_Rose 13

Heck yeah as long as it's used responsibly. Also for all of you marijuana bashers. It's safer than alcohol you want to ban marijuana because it alters the mind? Also get rid of nicotine, caffine, and as I mentioned alcohol. If your not willing to do that then shut up your a hypocrite.

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Jackimo98 24

#46 Caffeine is an addictive drug and it actually isn't very good for you

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rnarshmallow 21

#24 I guess I'm a fool then. I've never seen or met anyone who's person or surrounding persons has been harmed by marijuana use. I say, if you live in Washington (like me) smoke to your hearts content!

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tantanpanda 26

Caffeine? yea, may be addictive, but it doesn't have lifelong side effects like, say, tobacco does. Not saying I'm the norm, but I can stop caffeine consumption at any time (out of school, so I don't drink coffee). I'm sure I wouldn't be able to stop after smoking marijuana or heroin. Just because something's addictive doesn't make it bad for you. Sugar is super addictive; try cutting sugar out 100% for two days and tell me how that goes. Before bashing on caffeine, list 3 good reasons why it's bad for you.

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thesmeagol 22

What scientific data do you have that finds nicotine to be bad for you in a long term use? Exluding that of cigarette use for obvious reasons.

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Sphanz 17

Hopefully your new neighbors will quiet down eventually. Sorry OP

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Devtyro 14

Find your old neighbor and move next door! If he's not in rehab or incarcerated of course.

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onlychildFTW 33

Well if he's in one of those 5star hotel rehab places why not move in next door anyways? Haha. Some of those places are nice.

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Cads1 24

You are in the U.S. Invite them in for a drink, shoot them and claim self Defence. Wait, that is not a good idea, try having them over for a meal and beer.

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OysterPearls 33

Sorry OP, trying to find good neighbors is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

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KatPlaysMC 14

And then you can cut yourself with the needle if you find it (Depressing comment)

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satt8404 11

I'm sure OP could ask the previous neighbor to help look for that needle...

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MasterTron 24

Why don't you just use a magnet to find the needle?

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SassyCassy19 12

Sad, but true. good neighbors are very few nowadays :(

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whitnayfortooh 29

I knew what you mean...I miss my crack ***** neighbor:(

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RedPillSucks 31

yeah, those dollar blow jobs were great

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CA4495 17

Wouldn't it be great if we could choose our neighbors? In a perfect world...

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lexiieeex3 32

I get the reference but that term is only used for women.

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