Keep it down

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML
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alissa412 33

The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

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Markovski 18

You should sit outside in the evening and sing sad songs about your old neighbour leaving

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bad_boyfriend 10

I used to live next to this old drunk. Best neighbor I ever had. Most nights he passed out by 9pm.

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worldclassrager 39

If they are on LSD or something they might be open to heroine... My guy is saying I'll be buried for this one...

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Cringey 18

The only solution is a WEED GAS BOMB

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mosquito19 14

your new neighbors might be Meth addict.

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Jefffz 13

Ah heroin, mellow till death…literally

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abylaunch 10

I know exactly how you feel. I used to hate my crack head neighbor until she moved out and my drunk neighbors moved in. At least crack heads are paranoid and keep to themselves.

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tiredofwaiting 25

They will settle down soon.

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