Keep it down

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML
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alissa412 33

The only solution I see is to get them hooked on heroin too

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1stones 8

Be your own melow neighbourgh, get hooked aswell ;)

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FrostyNipz19 12

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

It's a Chapelle show reference dummy, catch up.

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Dick_diamond 22

Drug addicts get a bad rap..it's the sober ones you gotta watch out for

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tormcn 26

Get them hooked on pot... they'll mellow out.

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larrena2377 26

Can't get "hooked" on pot

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Not physically, no. But you can form a habitual/mental addiction to pot.

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rockwrench 18

Your better off with your new noisy neighbors. Heroin addicts will stop at nothing to get their next fix, like ripping off their neighbors. Trust me, I know. It happened to me.

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neethukay 12

Sometimes you think they should do crystal meth and then you think Better not. ?

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jaqlove 22

Drug abuse/addiction isnt funny. You should be happy hes getting the help he needs.

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